Ever feel like a mutant? Like you were grown
in a lab instead of in a womb?
Look at me.
I look like a werewolf that tried to change
under the full moon
but halfway through said, “Forget it”
When I visit the zoo, chimpanzees’ gesture to their trainer,
asking how I was let out of the cage.
I got invited to a furry convention
but I don’t have a costume.
At least there are razors…